as the roots undo.

Hello. The name's Kailey. I'm twenty-one, living on the outskirts of Orlando. My heart is in Austin but I'm dying in Florida.
Writing rubs me in all of the right ways. The only thing marked incessant with me is my fucked up sleeping schedule.
I'm vulgar & desensitized, reclusive and volatile; but most of all, I'm a fucking mess.

Why can't monsters get along with other monsters?

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flowersfromnorge: Praying to Jesus again I see…  why is this so good? View high resolution

flowersfromnorge:

Praying to Jesus again I see… 

why is this so good?

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Big Daddy Grampy Dick

  • Alec: I don't even have anything to compare it to, that's how much it sucks.
  • Me: WHAT IS IT? STRAWS? I DONT GET IT. They're like crackers, why straws?!
  • Alec: Try to suck out of it.
  • Me: LOL NO. There are also lemon cookie straws, and cheddar cheese straws, hahaha.
  • Alec: Ewwww.
  • Me: And shitstains in your undies straws.
  • Alec: I can't stop looking at it.
  • Me: And big daddy grampy dick straws.
  • Alec: The last one probably looks like my dick.
  • Me: HAHAHAHA I AM DYING.
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Yes, all of this food was for just the two of us. And yes, we needed take home boxes. View high resolution

Yes, all of this food was for just the two of us. And yes, we needed take home boxes.

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My god, I want this. View high resolution

My god, I want this.

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